Noah to Hillary: Don’t Want Wall Street Connections Probed? Step up Your Crazy Game

‘He forgot how to count to five! But we were laughing so hard at Ted Cruz forgetting the five government agencies he wants to get rid of, it doesn’t sink in that Ted Cruz wants to get rid of five government agencies!’

NOAH: "It's hilarious! He forgot how to count to five! But we were laughing so hard at Ted Cruz forgetting the five government agencies he wants to get rid of, it doesn't sink in that Ted Cruz wants to get rid of five government agencies! Do you know what I say to that, Ted Cruz? Well played, my friend. That's a lesson Hillary can learn from. Dangling 9/11 out there is the oldest trick in the book. If you don't want people probing your Wall Street connections, you have to step up your crazy game! Hillary has to say, 'Yes, Wall Street is a major contributor to my campaign and, also, I think Pokemon is real!' Then I'll spend the whole show saying, 'do you believe Hillary Clinton thinks Pokemon is real?' Let's talk about that for six weeks. Then Hillary will be like, 'Hey Wall Street, write that check, we're good.'"

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