Noah Rips Ted Cruz for Forgetting Plan List Like Rick Perry: He’s Like a Greek Tragedy

‘You can’t remember numbers — now you want people to trust you with nuclear codes, are you kidding me?’

NOAH: "Why! Why does this keep happening? It shouldn't be that hard to remember a list of three to five things. It's like Ted Cruz is in a Greek tragedy where someone shows him his horrible destiny and he trains and he tries hard and he does everything he can to avoid it but he still ends up banging his mom. It's the craziest thing ever. You were auditioning to be president of the United States of America. You can't remember numbers. Now you want people to trust you with nuclear codes, are you kidding me? The codes are-- the two, the-- oh, the four-- what is the other-- oh, China got us. Boom! I will say that Cruz's handling of his gaffe was much better than Perry because he just powered through like nothing was wrong.  Commerce, energy, and commerce, that's five. Prove me wrong. I bet Rick Perry was sitting at home like-- well played."

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