Noah to Black People: If You Want Change, Just Threaten to Stop Playing Sports

‘If there is one thing white people are afraid of, is having to win games without you’

NOAH: "Big news out of Missouri, the midwest of the midwest. As you may know, last weekend, football players at the University of Missouri went on strike after university president Tim Wolfe refused to take action following a series of horribly racist incidents including somebody painting swastika on a dorm wall using feces. Yeah, they weren't impressed by this, the president did nothing. And I just want to say, congratulations to the students because this morning, Tim Wolfe, the president, actually resigned. That is right, yeah! And you realize, black people, this is huge. You understand what this means? Like if you want to change something in America,  you don't need to march or riot, you just threaten to take the black people out of sports. Because if there is one thing white people are afraid of is having to win games without you. And by the way, just one quick note to all the racists out there, when you're painting a swastika with feces, the joke is on you. Oh, yeah! Black people will know how much I hate them almost mm-hmm! Oh what a punishment."

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