Noah to Iowa GOP: You Can Suck Your Own Caucus

NOAH: "The Iowa State Republican party specifically denied the 'The Daily Show' access to their event last week.  No, no, give them a chance because the reason why they denied us was a little amazing. As the state's G.O.P. Chairman Jeff Kaufman explains, 'We were afraid they were going to make fun of Iowa.' They were afraid of us! Little old us! That's ridiculous! I've got no beef two the state of Iowa. Until three months ago, I didn't know it existed. No, no, I heard the word, I just used to think it was something people said when they were listing states alphabetically and couldn't remember what came after Indiana. It would be, like, Indiana, I...o...wuhhhh... Oh, yeah, Kansas! Come on, Mr. Kaufman. What you did was disingenuous, you shouldn't hide behind Iowa. You don't want people making fun of your terrible candidates and your ridiculous events. As far as I'm concerned, the Iowa G.O.P. Can suck it's own caucus."