Noah: I Really Hope ‘The Defendant Pleads Jedi’ Turns up at the Trial

‘He couldn’t even read documents with his brain’

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NOAH: “Hold up, hold up, hold up. Donald Trump can declassify with his brain? How? How? He couldn't even read documents with his brain. How did this happen? I really hope that "I can make things happen with my mind" is going to be the actual argument at the trial. That would be great. “Your honor, the defendant pleads Jedi.””

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