Trevor Noah to Carson: Only Zombies Rush Toward Gunmen

NOAH: "Wow. This guy must have been the least-popular neurosurgeon to work with in that hospital. 17-year-old white male, multiple gunshot wounds. This is the worst I've ever seen. Actually, you know what would be worse-- goddamn it, Carson. This is not time for the second amendment (bleep) again!  It's just-- it's just shocking that such a smart man, a brain surgeon, could have this kind of perspective-- rushing a gunman? It seems crazy. I mean, the only time that I've seen it work is in one situation. Yeah. It's weird that Ben Carson would a zombie strategy would be the way to go. Unless-- wait a second, slow, languid pace, dead eyes, loves brains? Oh, my god, this explains everything. Ben Carson is a zombie! Whooo!"