Conan: Evangelicals Like Trump Because He Is Bringing the End of the World

CONAN: "Donald Trump is leading among Christian evangelical voters. They love him. Apparently evangelicals like him because a Trump presidency would mean the world really is coming to an end. So we get to see Jesus. Yeah. That means Jesus is coming!" 
RICHTER: "This apocalypse is going to be huge."
CONAN: "If Jesus showed up he would pick a fight with Jesus within a minute."
RICHTER: "You loser! Go and shave, you hippy."
CONAN: "You're a lousy carpenter's son."