Kimmel: What’s the Deal with Tucker Carlson? Is He Planning to Retire in Siberia?
KIMMEL: “Sexual fantasies? Weakness arouses evil? That’s why mother makes him wear mittens to bed. Tucker Carlson, I don’t know what his deal is. Maybe he’s planning to retire in siberia, I don’t know. We slowed him down to half speed for the first-ever edition of “drunk Tucker putin.””