Daily Show’s Black Says the Future of Technology Is Here — And It’s Useless

BLACK: "When I was a kid, I was constantly being told the future was going to be awesome. I'd be jumping over helicopters with my jet pack. I'd have glasses that would let me see through girls' dresses, and we would all have flying cars that fold up into a briefcase. This was supposed to be my car. Now it's just a thing that holds my cigarettes, and sex toys, and I'm all out of cigarettes. It's 2013, you think we would be up to our necks in amazing technology, but instead this is apparently the best we can do."
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REPORTER01: "The 3-D printed robot that could be a complete game changer for the whole industry. Oh, it can twerk, too."
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BLACK: "OMG, it can twerk. Well, then I'll take seven of them. I mean Yolo, right, kids? Now, come on, twerk that hot robot ass."