Colbert: Fluvoxamine Isn’t Getting Any Traction from Anti-Vaxxers Like Ivermectin Because it Actually Works

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COLBERT: “There’s some good news on the pandemic front. Researchers have discovered that a cheap antidepressant lowers the risk of Covid hospitalization. It’s the drug fluvoxamine, sold under the brand name luvox. Not to be confused with the paul bunyan themed porno: luv ox. Really? Some people have seen it. Some people have seen it. Mm-hmm. On your hotel bill, just says entertainment partners. A ten-day course of fluvoxamine costs only $4, but sales haven’t really spiked like hydroxychloroquine or ivermectin. As one expert explained it hasn’t really gotten any cult following. Because it works. If they want to sell this to the anti-vax crowd, they’ll have to rename it: Dr. Horsey’s Microchip-Resistant, Ball Shrinking Anti-5G suppositories.”