Kimmel: Deputize Mall Santas to Vaccinate Children

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KIMMEL: “In other science news, the White House is telling states to prepare to vaccinate kids. Biden says children aged 5 to 11 could be eligible to get their shots in just a few weeks. Which will undoubtedly result in a whole new wave of outrage from parents who don’t realize their kids are already vaccinated against a dozen other infectious diseases. But I will say this. My kids won’t get the shot. My kids are anti-vaxxers. When it comes to getting shots, they’re like two little kyrie irvings.  They won’t do it. Maybe we should have santa give the shots. The timing is right. Deputize mall santas to do this for us. “roll up your sleeve or there will be no hatchimals this year!” Are kids still into hatchimals?”