Kimmel: If Trump’s the Mystery Bidder of Bezos’ Space Travel Project, He’ll Get To Meet the Illegal Aliens He’s Been Screaming About

‘The highest bidder will get launched into orbit’

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KIMMEL: “The highest bidder will get launched into orbit. The highested by right now, $2.8 million for one seat on an 11-minute flight. But it’s not just a seat on the flight. Their site, you can see it says “Upon gentle landing you’ll be picked up in a truck.” $3 million, you still have to ride home in the back of a Toyota Tacoma. The company hasn’t revealed the identity of the leading bidder. But it shouldn’t be hard to narrow it down. Who has that — let’s see. Who has $2.8 million and might need to get off the planet fast? Oh, yeah, that guy. We’ll finally get to meet all the illegal aliens he’s been screaming about.”

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