Colbert to Colbert Nation: Sign the Petition to Execute Caramel the Turkey!

‘Elections have consequences, sir!’

COLBERT: "This is the weakening of our democracy! Elections have consequences, sir! Now you're going to tell me that the losing Miss America contestants get to live! (laughter) Well, nation, I for one am not going to stand for it. That's why I'm sitting. That's also why I've started a petition at colbertnation.com calling on President Obama to live up to the duties of his office and execute Caramel the turkey. (laughter). (cheers and applause) Okay? So head to colbertnation.com and sign my petition. By the White House's own rules, if we get 100,000 responses in 30 days they have to respond. Soon Obama could be giving that loser Caramel what he's got coming to him. Hopefully letting Popcorn watch. He earned it."

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