Conan: NYSE Glitch Could’ve Been Fixed Sooner If Not for Comic-con

CONAN: “There was big national news today. The New York Stock exchange, did you hear this? — was shut down today for four hours due to a technical glitch. Yes. That’s a true story. Yeah. They would have fixed it sooner but unfortunately all the people who know how are here at Comic-con. Ridiculous, one guy — the one guy who knows how to fix it.”