Tucker Dissects Jill Biden’s Dissertation: Parts of It Are Like ‘Pig Latin or Dogs Barking’

‘Jill Biden’s doctoral dissertation is our national shame’

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CARLSON: ”So, contrary to what you may have read, Dr. Jill Biden is not a healer. She’s not allowed to write prescriptions. She wouldn’t know what to do with your appendix. Dr. Jill has an education degree from some school in Delaware and you’re supposed to find that highly impressive. She could be a surgeon general! Now many have laughed at the absurdity of this, but we took it seriously because that’s our job. We actually read her dissertation this week, the very document that made her, quote, a doctor. And what did we discover when we did that? We’re going to give it to you in a diagnosis. Dr. Jill needs reading glasses. Either that, or she’s borderline illiterate. There are typos everywhere, including in the first graph of the introduction. Dr. Jill can’t write. She can’t really think clearly either. Parts of the dissertation seem to be written in the foreign language using English words. They’re essentially pure nonsense like pig Latin or dogs barking. The whole thing is just incredibly embarrassing. And not simply to poor illiterate Jill Biden, but to the college that considered this crap scholarship. Embarrassing, in fact, to our entire system of higher education, to the nation itself. Jill Biden’s doctoral dissertation is our national shame.”

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