Colbert: Maybe Trump Will Understand the Fear of the Average American Now That His Valet Tested Positive

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COLBERT: “Case in point, we learned today that “One of Trump’s personal valets has tested positive for Coronavirus.” Maybe this will help the president understand how scary it is for the average American, when one of their personal valets tests positive. Now, the president is fine, but this was a risk, given that the president’s valets do not wear masks, and the valet who tested positive works in the west Wing and serves the president his meals. Sounds troubling, but keep in mind, the way you serve the president’s meal is to kick the door open, throw the chicken bucket inside, and slam it shut before you lose a hand.”