Noah: Keeping Catholic Priests From Their Congregation with Online Mass ‘Might Not Be the Worst Idea’

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NOAH: “Yes, churches around the world were forced to hold their Easter services online. And I know it seems weird, but I actually think this is very religious because you know who else never shows up in person? The big guy. He’s always telecommuting. Except instead of Skype he just uses a burning bush or a rainbow or a giant flood. I mean, he could have just texted, but I guess emojis don’t pack the same punch. I know this Sunday was sad for many church-goers, but for the Catholic Church, this is a good thing — keeping the priest separate from the congregation might not be the worst idea.”