Colbert: Nobody Is Talking About Biden’s Primary Wins

‘But since we’ve all been busy paying attention to more urgent matters’

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COLBERT: “Technically, somebody won, but that’s not really what we’re talking about the next day. It was a good old-fashioned butt kicking. Biden won Florida by almost 40 points. He dominated in every major Florida demographic: seniors, snake owners, meth addicts, senior meth addicts. Snakes. In all, biden has now won 19 of the last 24 state primaries. But since we’ve all been busy paying attention to more urgent matters, you may have missed all the other things biden has won recently... ”

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