Fallon Mocks Huckabee for ‘Bragging’ About Not Being a Murderer

FALLON: "Of course, former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee announced he was running for president yesterday, and I think he might already be struggling to come up with reasons why he should be president. Check it out."
HUCKABEE [video]: "I got my first BB gun at age 5. It was a Daisy model 25. I've still got it. It's in mint condition. I learned the basic rules of gun safety, and I never thought about using a firearm to murder someone." 
FALLON: "Though he has shot himself in the foot numerous times, including that speech. "Got my first bb gun at age 5. My little brother got his first glass eye at age 4. Isn't that nice?" If you're wondering how low our expectations have gotten for politicians, now they're bragging about not being murderers. That's a good thing. Never thought about killing a a guy. I could strangle him. And did you see this? Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar from the show "19 kids and Counting," they are supporting Mike Huckabee for president because they said he has common sense. Because if there is anyone who knows about common sense, it's the family with 19 kids."