Colbert: Iowa and New Hampshire Are So White, Pepper Can Only Be Bought in the Supermarket’s Int’l Aisle

‘Up until now, we have not heard from the most committed constituents’


BIDEN [clip]: “Up until now, we have not heard from the most committed constituents, the African American community. 99.9%. That is the percentage of African American voters who have not yet had a chance to vote in America. 99.8%, that is the percent of Latino voters who have not had a chance to vote.”
COLBERT: “Well, sure but that’s because the first two votes are Iowa and New Hampshire. Those states are so white, you have to go to the supermarket’s international aisle to buy pepper.”

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