Colbert on Bolton ‘Volunteering’ To Testify: It’s Never Going to Happen

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Bolton was at the center of the Ukraine scandal and famously called Trump’s decision to withhold aid in exchange for political favors “A drug deal.” Yes, a drug deal. This is like “Breaking Bad” except there was no Walter, and everybody is white. Now, back during the house impeachment hearings, investigators wanted Bolton to testify, and he said nuh-uh. But yesterday, he put out this statement: “If the Senate issues a subpoena for my testimony, I am prepared to testify.” Oh, how courageous to volunteer for something we all know is never going to happen. “Also, if Leonardo DiCaprio issues a subpoena to a caribbean sex party, I am prepared to arrive via cocaine-powered hovercraft.””