‘Bitchy … Absolutely Bonkers’: Colbert Mocks Trump W.H. Letter to Congress

‘If he wanted to, he could cross-examine himself’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “’Sir, you are charged with assault and battery. How do you plead?’ — ‘Um…pass?’ The letter is full of absolutely bonkers arguments. You have denied the president the right to cross-examine witnesses. The witness is Trump’s incriminating phone transcript, which he released! If he wanted to, he could cross-examine himself. [as Trump] ‘Where was I on the night of the phone call?’ ‘I was on the phone!’ ‘Ah-ha! Well, let me ask you this. If that’s the case, did you get any dirt on Joe Biden?'”

(Via Mediaite)

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