Colbert: All Weather Models Show that the Path of Trump’s Head Goes Straight Where the Sun Don’t Shine

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “So, as the storm surge was flooding Charleston, Trump stayed laser-focused on where it might have used to have been. He tweeted out four maps from noaa with the caption “Just as I said, Alabama was originally projected to be hit. The fake news denies it!” Those maps are from a week ago. You made your dumb Alabama tweet two days later, when the maps looked like this— when it was clearly not going anywhere near Alabama! So once again, all weather models show 100% likelihood that the path of your head goes straight where the sun don’t shine.”