Noah Mocks Dem Candidates’ Health Care Proposals: Different ‘Flavors of the Same Thing’ Like Red Bull and Cocaine

‘Why does Bernie Sanders sound like he’s pitching health care only for himself?’

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NOAH: “Why does Bernie Sanders sound like he’s pitching health care only for himself? We’ll cover hearing aid, eyeglasses and insurance if you slip in the shower, especially the part of the mildewed that gets slippery. The point is it’s for everyone! Fundamentally, all the Democrats on tonight’s stage agreed on the basic idea of universal healthcare. What they disagreed on was how exactly to do it. On Bernie’s end, talking about one government-run insurance system for everyone. On Delaney’s spectrum, it was a government plan and an option to have private health insurance. Basically different flavors on the same thing. When your friends agree you will party all night long and one of you drinks red bull, the other cocaine.”

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