Kimmel on Boris Johnson: It Looks Like Trump Is Selling Franchises of Himself

‘They both have beautiful, flowing blond hair’

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KIMMEL: “Meanwhile, in the United Kingdom, as of tomorrow they’ll have a new prime minister. And this is exciting. It’s first time they’ve ever had a prime minister who looks like he smoked meth in an arby’s dumpster. This is the prime minister. President Trump issued his well wishes as did his daughter, congratulations Boris Johnson who is the prime minister of the united Kingston. They won’t enjoy sports. They both have beautiful, flowing blond hair. And they both take patriotism very, very seriously. England basically elected the Jim Carey to our Jeff Daniels. Now both of our countries are led by a Johnson.”

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