Stephen Colbert Mocks 2020 Dems’ Lame Responses to NYTimes Candidate Survey: ‘You’re in America. Just Say Burgers!’

‘Oh, they are doomed’

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Oh, they are doomed. Mints?! Iced tea? Come on. You’re in America! Just say burgers! Or pizza! Or nachos! Or French fries! Or just chugging Alfredo sauce straight from the jar! Comfort food!
( Applause ) Pop open a can of Hershey’s. Chocolate jimmies. Just go to town on yourself with a spoon. Comfort food is what you eat because you ran out of xanax. But one candidate had the right take on comfort foods.”

(Via Mediaite)
 

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