Colbert on Trump Calling Biden a Dummy: Only One of You Is Sitting on Putin’s Lap with His Thumb up Your Butt

‘Puppet, puppet’

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COLBERT: “Biden? Biden’s the dummy? Only one of you is sitting on Putin’s lap with his hand up your butt. Puppet, puppet. Trump is taking a very hard line on China. Yesterday, he “Threatened to slap tariffs on another $300 billion of Chinese exports to the United States if China’s leader, Xi Jinping, doesn’t meet him at the g20 in Japan.” That’s a pretty aggressive invitation. It’s like sending out an evite that says, “Come to Rick’s barbecue! If you ever want to see your family again.” It’s a fun barbecue. Don’t eat the meat. I don’t know what he’s grilling.”

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