Stewart Slams GOP for Defunding DHS: How Could You Gamble with Our Security?

CBS [video]: "The Republicans maintain that the plan oversteps the president's authority. And they threatened to block funding for the Department of Homeland Security unless the immigration actions are repealed."
STEWART: "Are you kidding me? You're blocking DHS funding for a completely different executive immigration action. So to stop the president from being too lenient on illegal immigration you want to defund the department that secures the border. That's like saying, "You kids are too horny and oversexed so your mother and I have decided to take away all of your clothes. From now on, if your friend want to visit you they have to do it in our basement on the couch without supervision next to the liquor cabinet while this Barry white album is playing." Republicans, how can you gamble with Homeland Security. How can you gamble with Homeland Security, Republicans, as scared as you are."
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KINZINGER: "The truth is there are people that wake up every day whose intention is to try to kill Americans."
BOEHNER: "These are barbarians. They intend to kill us." 
CHAFFETZ: "They have said they will use nuclear weapons."
REPUBLICANS: "ISIS ... North Korea ... al-Qaeda ... Iran ... Ebola."
McCONNELL: "This president needs to rise to the occasion before we all get killed back here at home."
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STEWART: "We're all going to die. By the way you can find all that and more on the Republican party magazine --"Underground Bunkers Hill Quarterly -- lot of good ideas for urine in that magazine."