John Oliver Paints the Perfect Picture of the Moment Trump Said ‘My Presidency Is over — I’m F*cked’

‘I’d like to take some artistic license to fully paint that scene for you’

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REPORTER (voice-over): "When Trump learned that Special Counsel Robert Muller was appointed, he slumped back in his chair and said, 'Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I’m F-ed.'"
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OLIVER: "F*cked. He said, 'I’m f*cked.' And while we obviously don’t know whether Trump will face any repercussions from this report, I’d like to just live for a little longer in the moment of him saying, 'This is the end of my presidency. I’m f*cked.' In fact, I’d like to take some artistic license to fully paint that scene for you. Trump, upon learning Robert Muller was appointed, slumping back in his chair. Meanwhile, Ivanka is playing fetch with Don Jr. Eric's tongue is stuck to a somehow frozen flagpole. Reince Priebus is walking around with his head inside a honeypot. Jared is standing motionless directly in front of a blank wall. Steve Bannon is stress-eating a bowl of used syringes. And Stephen Miller is gleefully pulling the legs off a spider. While Trump says those beautiful words as tears roll down his cheeks, 'This is the end of my presidency. I’m f*cked.' And right at that very moment a pigeon flies into the room and sh*ts in his mouth. It is a masterpiece. I’m not saying that's what happened. I'm just saying, we don’t definitively know that it didn’t.” 

(Raw Story)

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