Colbert Mocks Beto: As President, He’ll Make Sure We All Could Get Tinder Dates

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “When I'm in the White House I want to make sure every American has the ability to swipe right for a late night hookup. So they can smash with a stone cold hottie. Maybe I will be on there. Who knows. We didn't get a lot of spefngs but we got a sneak back at his renewable energy plan, the wind given off by his hand gesture, he has active hands, is he always giving a big speech, it caught the eye of the president without weighed in from the oval Office.”