SNL’s ‘Meet the Press’ Cold Open Obsesses Over Jeff Bezos’ Penis: ‘Small Potatoes’

‘You’re all highly-respected journalists, so when all is said and done, what do you think Jeff Bezos’ penis is gonna look like?’

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SNL’s ‘Meet the Press’ Cold Open Obsesses Over Jeff Bezos’ Penis: ‘Small Potatoes’ (Mediaite)

Saturday Night Live opened up its latest show with a cold open skewering the media’s obsession with the Jeff Bezos/National Enquirer blackmail story.

The sketch also spent a whole lot of time talking about Bezos’ penis.

The opener started with a Meet the Press panel featuring Peggy Noonan (as played by Cecily Strong), Donna Brazile (Leslie Jones) and Eugene Robinson (Keenan Thompson).

“You’re all highly-respected journalists, so when all is said and done, what do you think Jeff Bezos’ penis is gonna look like?” SNL’s Chuck Todd (Kyle Mooney) asked.  “I know normally high-minded journalists wouldn’t talk about something like this, but it does involve the richest man in America and the president of the United States.”

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