Colbert: Trump’s the Dog Pelosi Won’t ‘Let into the House’ Because ‘He’s Going to Poop Everywhere’

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “I mean, what’s he going to do? “The state of our union is the Democrats’ fault.” So why is she doing this? Because she can. He’s the president— he’s the president, but she’s the speaker. Rule is— rule is he can only go there by her invitation. Trump acts like the big dog, and she won’t let the dog in her house because she knows he’s going to poop everywhere, okay. Out! Out! No, out! Ah, geez! Out! Pelosi also has security concerns, because both the U.S. Secret Service and the department of homeland security have not been funded for 26 days now, with critical departments hamstrung by furloughs. Things have gotten so bad that now, when you see the secret Service guys talking into their wrists, they’re just talking into their wrists.”

(Via Mediaite)