Kimmel: Trump Has Been Anti-Immigrant Since the One He’s Married to Stopped Having Sex with Him
KIMMEL: "Thank you for joining us on a, again, another day of wall to wall drama here. This is one of those days that there’s almost too much to wrap were your head around. Last night, as you probably know, the president interrupted prime time television to read a speech from the Oval Office, to warn us about Mexicans, as if they’re a migration of killer bees swarming after us. The speech I think was intended to convince us that we have a crisis at the border. He’s married to one and refuses to have sex with him. This was not an inspired speech. It looked like he was giving it at gun point. And he was sniffling. I don’t know, maybe he forgot to take his allergy medication."