Stewart: If France Had Oil, ‘Who’s Who’ of Washington Would Be Present at Unity March

STEWART: “Just out of curiosity, did any other Americans attend the Riyadh event?”
CNN [video]: “The president’s Saudi delegation was a Washington’s who’s who, from Secretary of State John Kerry, Senator John McCain, and C.I.A. Director John Brennan, to former Secretaries of State James Baker and Condoleezza Rice.”
STEWART: “Holy ( bleep )! Everybody. Let’s see if I can do the math. Between Saudi Arabia and France, that’s everybody. Minus nobody. Carry the what the ( bleep ). You know what, though, you know what? Who’d want to go to gross Paris anyway when you could go to— the city of... a city. And just look at Riyadh’s effect on Nancy Pelosi and John McCain. Apparently, these ( bleep ) Only fight here in America. Apparently, the only thing that can bring our divided political system together is Saudi Arabia. They really are a stabilizing force. So Obama leaving India to go to Saudi Arabia is really sending a message to France. You want us to come over and March with you guys in solidarity? Find a way to turn this into this.”