Noah: Trump’s White House Is Like the Club — Full of Weird Russians and You Don’t Know When Cops Will Shut It Down

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “Donald Trump’s White House is like the club after midnight. For every guy that comes in, someone else has to leave. Trump’s White House is exactly like the club, you always wonder when the cops are going to shut it down. It’s full of weirdo Russians. There’s never enough women and when the lights come out everyone wonders why they didn’t leave sooner. Considering how many investigations trump is facing, it’s weird he’s firing zinke for being under investigation. A bit hypocritical. (Trump accent) Too much heat on you, man — hold on, I’m getting a subpoena — my reputation is too precious — hold on, another subpoena — and — oh, the feds are here. Cover me while I shoot my way out of here! But no matter how many team join or leave the White House, Donald Trump can rest easy knowing he has one guy who is his right or die, Steven Miller. He’s the architect of trump’s cruelist immigration policies — the Muslim ban, deporting dreamers, throwing skids in cages, that’s all him. If trump is scar face, say hello to his little friend.”