Stewart Slams Congress: Petty, Partisan, Argumentative A**holes

STEWART: "I have one question for you, being president for six areas in Washington D.C. For ten years, why would you still think that? It's amazing. You've been in Washington D.C. How do you still have that hope. You live in the city America invented for the sole purpose of sending its most petty, most partisan, argumentative assholes, a place evidently so terrible, the House of Representatives whose sole purpose is to have representation, will not allow it to be represented. Look at these people you deal with every day. Look at them not react to what under normal human circumstances would be unanimous applause lines."
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OBAMA: "This Congress still needs to pass a law that makes sure a woman is paid the same as a man for doing the same work ... 11 million new jobs ... A stock market that has doubled and health care inflation at its lowest rate in 50 years ... Vote to give millions of hardest people in America a raise."
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STEWART: "What is that? Are you sitting because you prefer a lower stock market and fewer jobs? Do you sit because you want higher inflation? No. What is clear is that the glue-- the glue that holds us together as a people is not nearly as strong as the glue holding the wood of John Boehner's chair to the wood of John Boehner's ass! I say that he has wood there in his chair. And let me say this again, and I have said this before, and I say this to you tonight, the American people, John Boehner, is Groot."