Stewart: Where Was All the Good News at SOTU During the Midterm Elections?
STEWART: “You [bleep] Idiots! After the speech we’re going to eat food. It goes in your mouth hole. Not if you made it. Bleh. And incidentally, Democrats didn’t mention this good news during the midterms, because, you know, they wanted to keep control of the Senate but not at the cost of giving away any State of the Union spoilers. Last night it was like the entire GOP realized it was allergic to applauding things. Although to be fair, to one Republican Senate Majority Leader Senate Mitch McConnell had rolled on to his back and could not be turned over unaided.”