Colbert to Trump Saying He’ll End Birthright Citizenship: It’s Because He Is a Dick

‘What do you call a man, a leader of a country, who thinks that what he thinks is more important than the Constitution?’

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RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “It’s Halloween, spooky time of here. And he knows how to stoke the he knows how to appeal to the latino-phobic, the his-panickers, if you will, so this morning, he revealed that he was planning an executive order to end birthright citizenship. It’s a complicated constitutional concept. It says if you’re born here, you’re an American. I guess it’s not as complicated as I thought. That’s the entire thing, you’re born here, you’re an American. Anyway, it’s in the 14th amendment, and it’s been reaffirmed multiple times by the Supreme Court over the last 150 years. But trump says that his executive order has more legal authority than the 14th amendment. What do you call a man, a leader of a country, who thinks that what he thinks is more important than the Constitution? He’s a— he’s a DI— he’s a— what’s that word? He’s— hold on. I’ll think of it! I’ll think of it. I’ll think of it. He’s a dick. He’s a dick.”

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