Colbert: Bush 43 Didn’t Withdraw from Russia Nuclear Treaty Because He Never Paid Prostitutes To Pee on His Bed

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Now, you might be saying, “Stephen, I don’t want to get vaporized in a thermonuclear war as much as the next guy, but at least trump finally did something Putin wouldn’t like.” Oh, what simple arguments you have, made up person. Because Putin likes it. In fact, “Moscow proposed a joint termination of the treaty in 2007 so it could deploy intermediate-range missiles in its south and east to counter Iran, Pakistan, and China.” That proposal was rejected, in part because George W. Bush never paid prostitutes to pee on a bed. Allegedly. We don’t know. We don’t know. He seems like fun. Trump’s decision has been panned by former soviet president and man who just found out about hats, Mikhail gorbachev. Who said, the move is not the work of a great mind. Thank you. Thank you.”