Stewart Mocks ISIS: Get a Taste of the Entitlement Generation

STEWART: "You know, America is pretty hard on its youth these days and rightfully so."
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FOX NEWS: "Millennials, you might call them lazy ... Always texting and tweeting."
RIVERA: "Lazy. Feckless."
FOX NEWS: "They live in their parents' basement."
DORSEY: "They would rather be unemployed than take a job they think is beneath them."
CARDONE: "Something's wrong with them."
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STEWART: "They suck! All of them! Except for her, but everyone else. They're superficial, lazy, basement-dwelling parasites who have been told their perfect special little snowflakes who deserve their own reality shows. This group of young people could be our greatest weapon in the world on terror."
CNN [video]: "In recent months, ISIS. Has recruited thousands of brand-new members and many from western countries, some of them are teens!"
STEWART: "Millennials. That's right. Millennials have been Trojan horsed into the war on terror. Wait till these brutal fundamentalists of ISIS get a taste of the entitlement generation."
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ANCHOR: "There are a lot of disillusioned recruits."
ANCHOR 2: "Leaked emails show that some of those who are joining are complaining ... This is Majeed. He went to fight alongside ISIS, but instead ended up cleaning toilets."
ANCHOR 3: "Others say they are sick of having to serve food and fight even if they don't know how."
ANCHOR 2: "Surprised that terrorists don't provide proper health care."
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STEWART: "First, ISIS said 'if I liked my doctor I could keep my doctor.' Then ISIS said 'he was an infidel and I had to kill him! I mean, which is it?' Sorry, I.S.I.S., kids these days don't clean, they don't fight and they stay on their parent's health care plan till they're 26. Listen, we just beat ISIS and we don't even realize it. Here's what convince me."
CNN [video]: "Another quote in the article. 'I'm fed up, my iPad doesn't work anymore here. I have to come back.'"
STEWART: "Boom! The people ISIS is recruiting will do anything to advance the cause of establishing eternal Islamist caliphate unless their iPods break! This is when the values come into conflict. It's not witnessing brutality first hand that's putting a wedge between them and jihad, it's they can't listen to Taylor Swift's new album! I feel bad for them. It's genre [indecipherable] All I can say is that ISIS, if you're upset about the quality of people you are getting, you brought this to yourself."