Fallon: Obama’s Torture Report Comment Sounds Like Comments on Report Card

‘Timmy plays well with others, but needs to water board less’

FALLON: “Of course, the big news out of Washington is this report on CIA interrogation techniques. Today, President Obama was talking about the report and praised our country’s ability to quote “face our imperfections, make changes and do better.” Sounds less like a speech on torture and more like the comments on a kindergartner’s report card. ‘Timmy plays well with others, but needs to water board less.’”

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