Noah: Trump Can Fix Any Problem Just as Long as He Created It

‘So amazing!’

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NOAH: "Move over Thai track team who takes weird field trips, it’s all thanks to the commander-in-chief! So amazing! All migrant children torn away from families at the border will be reunited, except or the hundreds of kids who won’t be reunited. Yeah, but I don’t think we should focus on the numbers when we’re talking. I believe the children are the future, and teach them well and something something something something — And I know there are naysayers out there who will be, like, but who took these kids away from their parents in the first place? Who cares? That only matters if you’re trying to prevent that from happening again. The point is that trump fixed it! He’s reunited more families than maury povich! In one weeks President Trump saved the farmers, made peace with your and freed the children. We can spend forever trying to figure out which 45th president hurt the farmers, an tag advertised Europe and kidnapped the children to begin with. But that’s not the point! The point is President Trump can fix any problem just as long as he created it." 

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