Fallon Mocks Dem Rep. Suggesting To Build a Moat Around White House

FALLON: “Some more news out of Washington hearing yesterday, the Acting Director of the U.S. Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said that it may make the fence around the White House taller because of all the recent security failures. When they asked if he had any other ideas he said, “uhh, make the sidewalk lower? I don’t know, man. I don’t know.” Looks like Congress really grilled this guy about how they were going to keep the White House safe. In fact, one of the congressmen actually had an idea of his own. Check it out.”
COHEN [video]: “Would a — moat, water, six feet around be kind of attractive and effective?”
FALLON: “Yeah. Yeah, a moat. Yeah, that is a great idea. Thank you for that idea, building a moat around the White House. Then we will get some big cauldrons full of hot boiling oil on put it on top of the White House and instead of Commander-in-chief, we will call the president, ‘mother of dragons’. And then we’ll just — we’re not building a moat! What’s wrong with this person? He wants to build a moat around the — what’s wrong with you? We’ll roll a 12-sided-die before anyone is allowed into the White House.”