Michelle Wolf on Trump Skipping WHCD: Turns out He’s ‘the One Pussy You’re Not Allowed to Grab’
WOLF: "Now, there is a lot to cover tonight, there's a lot to go over. I can't get to everything. I know there's a lot of people that want me to talk about Russia and Putin and collusion, but I'm not going to do that, because there's also a lot of liberal media here and I've never really want to know what any of you look like when you orgasm. Except maybe for you, Jake Tapper. I bet it's something like this. 'Okay, that's all the time we have.' It is kind of crazy the Trump campaign was in contact with Russia when the Hillary campaign wasn't even in contact with Michigan. It's a direct flight. It's so close. Of course, Trump isn't here, if you haven't noticed. He's not here. And I know, I know, I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the president of the United States is the one pussy you're not allowed to grab. He said it first. Yeah, he did."