Colbert: Proven to Handle Trump’s ‘Staff,’ Stormy Daniels Is Our Next Chief of Staff

COLBERT: "Okay. I know we’re getting numb to the Trump presidency. It’s a natural defense mechanism. But let those words sink in for a second— “A porn star is suing the president.” We haven’t seen anything like this since the famous headline, “Dewey boinks Truman.”
The woman in question here, again, is porn star— and I’m going to guess, future Chief of Staff— Stormy Daniels. She’s proven. She’s proven. She’s proven she can handle the staff. Now miss Daniels received $130,000 right before the election to keep their affair a secret. I don’t know why. If I were her, I’d keep that secret for free."