Meyers to Trump on Military Parade: You Had the Chance To Be in the Military and You Dodged It
MEYERS: "That’s right. Trump wants a military parade. So you’re just going full dictator now. Just dick wasn’t enough. And if you are worried a tank won’t fit on Pennsylvania avenue, don’t worry. If it is anything like trump’s last parade, there will be plenty of room. So a rogue state is developing nuclear weapons. Russia is meddling in our elections. The Pentagon just warned that climate change poses a threat to half of all military sites. And you have our top generals working on a parade. Man, you had a chance to be in the military and you dodged it. If you want to hold a parade for something you yourself actively avoided, why not throw an IRS parade or a parade of personal trainers? What’s next? Are you going to make the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff plan your prom? But be careful if you do, because if it goes by popular vote, you’re not going to be happy with who they choose for king and queen."