Meyers: I Miss the Time When I Didn’t Need to Check Twitter To See If the President Has Punched a Nun

‘I just want to go back to a time when you knew the president and maybe Speaker of the House’

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MEYERS: "After the Dow Jones industrial average suffered it’s biggest single-day point drop in history yesterday, White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley said that the economy is still overall in a very strong place. Okay. But do I have to know who Hogan Gidley is now? I already know too many characters in this stupid play. I just want to go back to a time when you knew the president and maybe Speaker of the House and you can watch a whole baseball game without checking Twitter to see if the president punched a nun. I don’t want to live in a world where I know Rachel Maddow’s entire blazer rotation. I guess what I’m saying is, get lost, Hogan Gidley!"

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