Noah: The Police Was Helpless at the Philadelphia Riot Bec. the Rioters Were White

‘Why would you burn your city down when you won?’

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NOAH: "Damn! It got so crazy that the police were left powerless? The poor police! What happened? 'They were, like, we couldn’t do anything! They were white!' Why would you burn your city down when you won? Like, now I feel like the Eagles fans need to lose every year so they can fix things. 'Well, there’s always next year, boys, hand me a wrench.' Seems like the Eagles fans thought they were going to lose so planned a riot, then won, and didn’t want a good riot to go to waste. I love this city! Yeah! They were jumping on the awning of the Ritz Carlton. How did they get up there? Can you imagine how terrified the fancy people in the Ritz Carlton were? The people were, like, 'dear, lord! Margaret! Margaret! The revolution is happening! Hide the silver! Hide the silver!' You know, it’s hard enough for me to understand why happy people are burning things and trashing cars. That’s already strange to me. One fan was so excited that for some reason, and this is a real thing, he got so excited he was eating horse shit. Screaming."

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