Stewart: When I Die, I Want My Preventable Death Labeled as ‘Made in America’

STEWART: “That’s exactly what you [bleep] suggest all the time. Did you not see the ‘Whatever It Takes’ montage earlier? It’s exactly what’s everyone is saying. All we keep on hearing is we must do whatever it takes to save American lives, unless it’s stopping the thing that are actually killing Americans. It’s like when the airline says we’ll do whatever it takes to ensure you have a comfortable flight, except feed you, or give you fresh air, or give you room to move or keep the passenger in front of you from taking a drunken — (bleep) on the drink cart. Anyway, please enjoy your complimentary crying baby. For some reason, in this country we’re only afraid of bad things entering our country, crossing our sacred borders. When our shelves are already so stocked with bad (bleep). It’s like people are saying, ‘When I die, I want to know my preventable death has a label on it that says ‘Made in America.’’”