Noah: From Where I Come from, Gov’t Shutdown Means the Rebels Have Taken Over

‘Just having a government funded week to week, America is the richest country in the world and the government is basically out here paying rent week to week?’

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NOAH: "American lawmakers are priceless — they want credit for fixing the thing they broke? And barely fixing it because the government will only be funded for three weeks, which is not normal. I don’t care what anybody says. Just having a government funded week to week, America is the richest country in the world and the government is basically out here paying rent week to week? America gets caught on the stairway by the landlord, oh, hey! Yeah, I was going to get you, man! This will cover it for the next three weeks and don’t cash it till Friday. Yeah. You realize this is not normal. You don’t hear of governments in the rest of the world just shutting down because they refused to fund themselves. Where I come from, if the government shuts down, it’s because the rebels have taken over, then the president is, like, okay, the government is shut down! But not because people can’t fund it. So we’re probably going to with talking about a shutdown again in three weeks’ time from now. But I guess for now Republicans and Democrats can be happy that they averted disaster. Just too bad that trump won’t hear the good news because he’s still in his office pretending to talk on the phone. Hello, dial tone? We’ll be right back."

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